Popular Posts
-
July 28 – Aug 4 I do know that something’s wrong in my life right now, at age 25 and three months old. And I made steps to remedy that, I ...
-
The Big Bang Theory series definitely paved my most pop culture-est part of my life. I now watch youtube videos regularly, opened a tumblr a...
-
Wait for Me At ten in the evening, I am already halfway on my second pack of Marlboro lights, still struggling to produce even just a...
-
If I could fly, I would fly by writing. I wish I could tell you of a more worldly reason for blogging, like empowering women or teaching...
-
My Purple Thumb Last Monday, May 13, Filipinos held the national elections. And at 25, it was my first time to vote. Yes, I’m guilty of n...
-
Because misery kills and therefore should not win me over, here are 5 pretty little things for the week (July 7-13). I’ve been meanin...
-
" ...s ay so long to sleep and hello to the middle of the night. Grab a book or a beer. Get used to Letterman's gap-toothed smile...
-
The news that came up last July 12 shocked my well-made plans. But the change was fully welcomed and I was more than happy to do some twe...
-
For a year or two now, I have since refused to expand my interest on TV series. After Sex and the City and Grey's Anatomy which I had be...
-
Free Starbucks planner FTW! Months before 2012 ended, I thought of collecting stickers for that fancy ever-famous coff...
thinkingapril.blogspot.com. Powered by Blogger.
The first time I heard and liked Barney Stinson was after I've seen this scene:
![]() |
Legendary. |
“Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”